"Dad"ternity Pants?

Have you seen the "Snuggie" infomercials? They've sold over 4,000,000 snuggie glorified blankets since opening. In fact, they're on backorder! Emily and I have made fun of a "Snuggler," or one who would be tempted to tuck their cold tosies into a 100 thread count felt grain sack, for months. So I got to thinking tonight... why don't they make mens "Dad"ternity pants? I mean, come on! The anxiety and excitement of expecting a little one is prone to make any future Dad put on some pounds! Think about it guys! A comfortable elastic waistband that 's able to bend and flex through turbulent times? Ok, I'm exaggerating, but I'm blown away at the beautiful maternity clothes Emily has been ordering. I mean, she's gorgeous, but WOW!